“Never say that you do drugs on PlentyOfFish. To you, it might be a joint every now and then, but to them, you may as well be smoking crack with Hitler.”

“The goal is not to get laid. Getting laid is just a pleasant side-effect.”

“Sometimes, the most emasculating thing you can say to another man is a compliment.”

“Ian, you don’t wear $300 jeans on a bike. You wear $300 jeans for one thing and one thing only: picking up girls.”

“This was a totally unexpected result, given that she was the most attractive woman whose genitals had ever touched my own.”

“The only thing worse than the knowledge that another person hates you is the knowledge that you deserve it.”

“You’ve got an awful lot of attitude for somebody who’s getting laid because of me.”

One man’s heroic quest to transform himself from Loser to Ladies’ Man.

“So, two things were official: it worked, and I was an asshole.”

One man’s heroic quest to transform himself from Loser to Ladies’ Man.”

“The cardinal rule when kissing a woman is simple: don’t leave it ’til the end. That’s amateur.”

One man’s heroic quest to transform himself from Loser to Ladies’ Man.

“When you’re on a first date, a few seconds of silence can seem like hours.”

One man’s heroic quest to conquer a lifetime of social anxiety, and transform himself from Loser to Ladies’ Man.