“Sometimes the greatest distance in the world is between two strangers. Especially if they have different sets of gonads.”

Desperate for fresh, daily content, the embattled online magazine begins posting ‘Pictures of the Day’.

Some quick math applied to births by month in B.C. in 2007 and we arrive at the heart of the matter…

Furious after learning that one of his shows has been taken down, Chris James goes on strike.

The Chris James show plays host to (hilarious) horror comic Robert De Niro, err, Gerald Gerald Geraldson.

“Women are checking out your ass more regularly than you could ever imagine. You need to give them a reason to KEEP looking.”

Chris pulls out his ‘A’ material, wheeling in the enormous celebrity he promised last week.

Or maybe not.

Either way:

After cleaning himself up and gaining some undue self-confidence, Chris becomes critical of everything around him.

“The purpose of this is not to MAKE you comfortable or confident. It’s to figure out what comfortable and confident LOOK like, and learn to DO it.”