9: Erin

April 21, 2010  |  by Ian Hannon  |  Confessions of a Lonely, Single Guy, Featured

“Make no mistake; there are few circumstances in the universe more harrowing and perilous for a young, single male than calling a woman he doesn’t know.”

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8: JENN

April 14, 2010  |  by Ian Hannon  |  Confessions of a Lonely, Single Guy

“You can’t just say: ‘let’s go over to my house, so we can have sex.’ Unless she’s desperate, insane, or in her 30′s, she won’t go for it.”

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7: STEPH

April 7, 2010  |  by Ian Hannon  |  Confessions of a Lonely, Single Guy

“Sometimes the greatest distance in the world is between two strangers. Especially if they have different sets of gonads.”

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6: HELEN

March 26, 2010  |  by Ian Hannon  |  Confessions of a Lonely, Single Guy

“Women are checking out your ass more regularly than you could ever imagine. You need to give them a reason to KEEP looking.”

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5: COLLEEN

March 10, 2010  |  by Ian Hannon  |  Confessions of a Lonely, Single Guy

“The purpose of this is not to MAKE you comfortable or confident. It’s to figure out what comfortable and confident LOOK like, and learn to DO it.”

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4: MICHELLE

March 3, 2010  |  by Ian Hannon  |  Confessions of a Lonely, Single Guy

“You’re not tricking anybody. You’re just learning to be attractive, man. Trust me, you’re doing women a FAVOUR.”

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3: CLAIRE

February 24, 2010  |  by Ian Hannon  |  Confessions of a Lonely, Single Guy

“You want to sleep with a woman? You can’t go in with that objective. Before you sleep with her, before you kiss her, before you get to know her, you have to MEET her. Keep that in mind.”

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$200 in Twenties

February 21, 2010  |  by Ian Hannon  |  Confessions of a Lonely, Single Guy

I got this in my inbox this morning.

FUCK MY LIFE.

2: ALISON

February 17, 2010  |  by Ian Hannon  |  Confessions of a Lonely, Single Guy

“Rule number one, my friend: Being yourself is not enough.”

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1: Maggie

February 3, 2010  |  by Ian Hannon  |  Confessions of a Lonely, Single Guy

One man’s heroic quest to overcome a lifetime of Social Anxiety, and transform himself from Loser to Ladies’ Man.

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