THE FINAL CHAPTER, in one man’s heroic journey to overcome a lifetime of social anxiety, and transform himself from Loser to Ladies’ Man.

“Fine, man. It just feels a hell of a lot like I armed the wrong man with the right tools.”

“Okay, I’ll admit it: she was sloppy drunk. There’s also a good chance she was a nymphomaniac.”

“This was more than just a cougar. This was a fucking Smilodon.”

Chapter 25: Ms. Manners
“The first thing I noticed was that it hurt. The second thing I noticed was that it hurt a lot.”

Chapter 24
One Man’s Heroic Quest to Overcome a Lifetime of Social Anxiety, and Transform Himself from Loser to Ladies’ Man.

“I was meeting new people. I was having new experiences. And hell, as much as I hated to admit it, I was starting to enjoy being single.”

“I was momentarily startled, not only that Vancouver had its own Swinger Club but that, apparently, they also had theme nights.”

“As we continued talking, I realized that travel_gurrl wasn’t bothered by the idea that she might one day end up in a CONFESSIONS article. In fact, it seemed as though she liked it.”

“Obviously, I’d made an impression on somebody. I just didn’t have any goddamn idea who.”