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Bears involved in human conflict are not shot, killed, or put down for “the big nap” – they’re destroyed. Three Kootenay grizzlies were destroyed after a “muttonous” feast, and two black bears were destroyed in North Vancouver over their trashy tastes.
Also, the population of B.C. seniors is set to double by 2030, CBC reports.
That’s it, I guess.
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